Unsure if anyone else has had the same experience but those new AirWick sensors HAVE to be the creation of the Devil. Not in a preachy Mormon kinda way, but seriously, if you've ever tried to go to the bathroom during the early hours of the morning, in the pitch-black cover of night to have it scare the life out of you, almost to the point of wetting yourself just short of making it to the toilet, then you'll know what I mean.
(Looks like a plastic tampon)
What's suppose to happen according to the ad...
(Puts on a nice posh English voice)
The motion triggers the AirWick spray and delivers a "puff of freshness" to your home.
What happens in reality....
I get up to go to the bathroom at 2 am in a drowsy, half-comatose state, sit down I hear a noise that sends my heart rate soaring, almost as if at any moment, my heart could burst open from my chest and rival Usain Bolt in a 100 meter sprint.
In other news, seriously, what I have below is a MUST SEE VID!!!! Before you go on I highly recommend you watch it all the way through :D
So um yeah... WTF....
(I still want these glasses though!!!!)
Yeah. thought as much. Well that's how the stupid Air Wick 'DEVIL TAMPON' makes me feel! I don't mind having the bathroom or the house smelling nice, but seriously... If it causes me to have a heart attack then I'm not so sure. I mean, inventors..."WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!??!". If they can make silencers for guns why can't someone create on for my air freshener!?!?!
So, in closing... If you are willing to have a nice smelling house (at any cost), or are interested in killing a large number of old people with fragile heart conditions; then this is deffinitely the product for you!!
"Devil Tampon"- Heh!...ishax
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