Texts From Last Night

I'm obsessed with this website at present:
Texts from last night; a collection of seriously hilarious drunken, inebriated, insulting, hysterically funny texts.

TEXT 1:
I took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...I went into my mom's room to say goodnight and I don't remember anything...she said that I got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then I started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and I go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and I said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then I capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

TEXT 2:
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

TEXT 3:
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP!"

Seriously these are the most hilarious, boredom consuming snipits of peoples lives all complied into one super awesome website and I highly recommend you check them out. -Especially the 'Best of all time" category (which you may or may not have to use google to find as sometimes the link on the site likes to screw around with web-users).
Regardless over this loooooooong summer Im comforted by the fact that there will always be some texts from last night, that will push me through the tough times of boredom and indifference.

That's really all one can expect of the:

Texts from last night....ishax