Why must my computer keep trying to commit suicide on me??? -I don't google that many horrible things now do I?
Yep, that's right guys; despite just buying a brand new battery for my laptop it seems that the problem is no longer with the battery. Now it's with the laptop charger. CUT ME A BREAK TECHNOLOGY! So in the mean time, I've been using my brand new (supposed to be only for uni work) Macbook to fulfil my computerring needs, however, it's proved the most hassle-some thing as I can't up-date my ipod & submitting my resume` has become IMPOSSIBLE due to the fact that I can no longer access it on a dead computer. It's so dead that I'm almost certain it will decay any day! -I already got the fright of my life when I found a cockroach crawling around on it. FYI guys, did you know that if you smash its head, a cockroach will keep living..... Yeah, found that one out the hard way :\
Anyway before I end this small post I just wanted to share with you, something I overheard whilst eating lunch with my male creator a few days ago.
So here I am, eating my "Gozleme" (I swear that's how you spell it, contrary to the blogger spell check) and I hear this father with his kids say the following:
"Okay, you two go get some ice cream, I'm gunna go drop a beat."
*A WHAT?* I thought to myself. Is this man gonna get up and start performing or something??
The kids, obviously being as clueless as myself (yeah I took a sneak peak at their faces and they were truly entering the zone of 'WTF') proceeded to ask their dad, in the most casual of manners what the hell he was on about.
The guy was talking about taking a shit.
My Brain kind of resembled a large pile of Goo by this point.
Seriously??? Do you think calling that particular act 'dropping a beat' will make bringing it up any less awkward? I mean, maybe if they were a family of beatniks and the kids responded nonchalantly "Sho` daddyo, gunna drop a 'c' or a 'd'...." I MAY have forgiven them and been able to resume my lunch. But no. There were no beatniks holding cool bongo drums and those poor kids must've been left dying on the inside. Anyhow, that is just a random thing that happened to me the other day that did kinda of leave me wondering:
Can shit even be musical???...ishax
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