Guess it's not really the best way to start the new semester, but I put it all down to the fact that my brain relapsed into 'holiday mode' last weekend. Sadly, the fact that my lecturer sounds like a ROBOT does not help motivate me at all.
My lecturer...
BLAH BLAH *sigma* BLAH BLAH *fail* BLAH...
Maybe I should've just failed last semesters unit and had to re-endure more of Sam Tangs "find the porn"
(he meant point) -talk, cause seriously, my new lecturer is even less interesting!!!!
Now you see, if ROBOT UNICORN was my lecturer I swear all my problems would be over! Because ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK --is the shizzzz!!! I bet he'd gallop into the lecture theatre, his theme song blazing, and tear up all our notes with his rainbow blast ( Press X to Rainbow Blast!) then possibly explode in a loud firey *BOOM* after running into a wall because or he failed to make the leap from one row of seats to the other. Sometimes I wish lecturers would explode if they got something wrong. . . Mine would all be nothing but dust by now.
A pictoral representation of how, if my lecturer was ROBOT UNICORN, I would more than willingly go to 8am STATS lectures more often and NOT have to catch up on 4 of them cause they're soooooo BORING!!!
(It's still 6am- Damnnit!)
FML, FML in the eye! ....ishax


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