Wednesday, August 4, 2010

((Robot Woman Attacks))- Lace, Beading, Lectures.

I'm up early trying to watch 4 lectures I've been putting off since last week.
Guess it's not really the best way to start the new semester, but I put it all down to the fact that my brain relapsed into 'holiday mode' last weekend. Sadly, the fact that my lecturer sounds like a ROBOT does not help motivate me at all.

My lecturer...
BLAH BLAH*I am a robot* BLAH BLAH *some maths formula*
BLAH BLAH *sigma* BLAH BLAH *fail* BLAH...

Maybe I should've just failed last semesters unit and had to re-endure more of Sam Tangs "find the porn"
(he meant point) -talk, cause seriously, my new lecturer is even less interesting!!!!

Now you see, if ROBOT UNICORN was my lecturer I swear all my problems would be over! Because ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK --is the shizzzz!!! I bet he'd gallop into the lecture theatre, his theme song blazing, and tear up all our notes with his rainbow blast ( Press X to Rainbow Blast!) then possibly explode in a loud firey *BOOM* after running into a wall because or he failed to make the leap from one row of seats to the other. Sometimes I wish lecturers would explode if they got something wrong. . . Mine would all be nothing but dust by now.

A pictoral representation of how, if my lecturer was ROBOT UNICORN, I would more than willingly go to 8am STATS lectures more often and NOT have to catch up on 4 of them cause they're soooooo BORING!!!


On the up side, I am at the same time, browsing online for things I want... I've decided this wicked 16th century style neck piece is the go!! It would look so cool with my black jacket or some of my cocktail dresses! I've always been a fan of black lace and the beading is truly gorgeous!!!.....Kinda weird that I found it on a medieval costume website, but then again, people are people.. even the medieval ones.

OOOOOOhhh my lecture just finished... YESSSS!!!!
(It's still 6am- Damnnit!)


On to lecture 2.
BEGIN!

FML, FML in the eye! ....ishax

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