Night-mare

Tonight many things are going wrong for me.
1. My powerpoint just karked it so now using anything electrical is now virtually impossible.
2. I can't find my USB- which is a bad thing as it has my:

• Japanese
• Asian Studies
• Statistics

...assignments on it. (All due this week might I add).

3. I'm feeling fat.
4. I haven't done my Stats weekly lab yet.
5. My room's a mess.
6. I still have a cold.
7. The toilets in my block are DISGUSTING. (Seriously whoever keeps missing, and peeing on the seat is a wanker and yes, I know who you are.)

All that need to happen now is for me to fall up the stairs and break a bone, and I'll be set
Sigh~

Why Me? Why?...ishax