Not gunna lie; Time may change me.

At this present moment I have half a bottle of bleach in my hair and may possibly be high due to the intense fumes I've been smelling while waiting for the designated 30 minutes to elapse.

Everything is funny at this point, I just saw I guy get totalled by a bus on youtube and (although I usually don't find others pain amusing) have been laughing about it for almost 10 minutes.

Ohhh excellent 5 more mins left!

Sadly this process must be repeated until my hair becomes blonde in certain areas... which I'm beginning to see, may take days! Oh, also I must show you the wonderful card my mum left on my desk this morning when she dropped off my fone as well as a bunch of super yummy fruits!

You may now wear the GIANT HAT of CLEVERNESS!
Mum, you're truly delightful, and this may possibly be the coolest thing you have ever bestowed me with.

How sad art thou.

Deary me..ishax